Warren Ellis was on the most recent episode of the Nerdist podcast, and we've collected some of our favorite out-of-context quotes from his episode.

I realize that this may be a bit beyond most of your nerd grades here on Warming Glow -- CONGRATULATIONS YOU'RE NOT A DORK -- but the newswire is thin, and this is an intriguing possibility if you're a "Doctor Who" fan.

Look, I was about to write about the fact that the voice of super-hot old lady Helen Mirren is appearing in an episode "Glee" when it returns in January (as the inner voice of one of the characters), but then realized no one really cared.

Helen Mirren's stint as "SNL" host was largely disappointing: a poorly written episode that had trouble finding ways to shoehorn the Oscar winner into sketches.

Ha ha ha, I love you, click-baiting headlines.