It's the Kardashians vs. the Honey Boo Boos in the worst Christmas battle ever?

“That show is literally The. Worst. Thing. That’s. Ever. Happened." Maroon 5's Adam Levine does not like "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo."

Color me shocked: Crazy Paul from "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" got arrested for messing with speeding cars on the highway while wearing a gorilla costume.

Could we listen to Christopher Walken reading dialogue from "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" all day? Yes, we could.

"South Park" based an entire episode around TLC's "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo," sort of, and the rest of the Morning Links.

Conan appears to agree with us: that snot-filled Honey Boo Boo scene is evidence of America's decline

The body that is the "Golden Age of TV" is dead and buried and pissed on.

A collection of the best captions from TLC's ode to all things red and neck, "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo."

The newest member of the Here Comes Honey Boo Boo clan, Kaitlyn, was born with an extra thumb and is already doing the Dew.