Earlier today, Herman Cain backed out of a newspaper interview essentially because the reporters interviewing him refused to not record the nonsensical things that would most assuredly come out of his mouth.

Proving once again that he is some sort of magic genius sent to reign and troll over us all with an iron fist, Herman Cain's newly revealed 404 page is kind of.

We are merely hours into this new week and already magical presidential candidate/gift from the comedy gods Herman Cain has said something that has people all over the internet going, "Wait, WHAT.

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Herman Cain's infamous campaign ad has already been widely parodied for Mark Block's long, non-sequitur drag on a cigarette, but nothing's as good as this new spoof: a woman's allegations of Cain's sexual harassment are interspersed with Cain's creepy slow smile.

Our pal Jon Defreest typically sticks to over-the-top pop culture characters -- Jeff Lebowski, Tobias Fünke, Dexter Morgan and Jack Donaghy among them -- as subjects but for his fake Ben & Jerry's flavor variations, but former Godfather's Pizza CEO [...].

Yesterday we told you about how Donald Trump had used his special relationship with "the blacks" along with his magical powers of perception to determine that Jon Stewart was secretly "very, very racist" for making jokes about Herman Cain.

So there's a video that was making the rounds late yesterday afternoon and last night showing Herman Cain flat-out losing his sh*t when reporters insisted on asking him questions about the burgeoning sexual harassment scandal he currently finds himself swept up in.