In light of the most recent Randy Travis update, we'll have to rethink our wish to party with him. We may not be ready for this jelly.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is how a country music artist earns street cred.

Nick Offerman did something early in his career in an attempt to get people in the entertainment industry to view him as something other than, well, Ron Swanson types. Hint: it involves a headshot and giant foam penis. Oh, and there's a pic, and it's incredible.

When I heard that Fred Willard would be a guest on Jimmy Fallon's show last night, I set my DVR immediately. I mean, what sort of monster wouldn't.

As you may recall, a few days ago Mark Wahlberg let the world know that if he happened to have been on one of those planes that crashed on 9/11, things would have gone down much differently -- as in he would have single-handedly thwarted the terrorists and their dastardly plot to destroy America.

Here's something I learned today: Got Milk.

To honor the 70th anniversary of the attacks on Pearl Harbor, a group of 24 World War II veterans associated with a Denver-based group called The Greatest Generation Foundation went to Hawaii recently to pay their respects.

Believe me, I was just as surprised as you to learn that Zachary Quinto of "Heroes" and "24" (and of course Spock from the Star Trek reboot) came out of the closet.

Get out your confetti and best parade outfit, people.