We've previously told you about the secret gay agenda promoted by FIFA '12, but this is much funnier, partially because even after being relentlessly humped by the goalie, this guy still manages to get the ball into the net.

The courts have been taking an increasingly dim view of copyright trolling, and good for them.

Thanks to our very own Surly Badger, we've got a hilarious story of the publisher you love to hate.

We rarely talk about Archie Comics around here, because, really, there's not much to talk about, aside from "Life with Archie", which is actually well-written and worth seeking out if you're into "slice of life" comics, and Kevin Keller, the incredibly bland gay guy who brings out Reggie's bisexual tendencies.

We've mentioned that "Soul Calibur V" had a pretty deep character customization engine, and you know what that means: time for the gag characters.

When we last left the hilarious YouTube feud between the Shat and Carrie Fisher, George Takei had stepped in as a mediator with a combination of flattery, common sense, and a threat to post a photoshopped image of Shatner as Jabba the Hutt caressing Carrie Fisher.

Someday, we'll be mature enough to feature an article about George Takei that doesn't have him running around sweaty and shirtless.

UPDATE: This is, according to Croteam, 100% legit.

Frank Miller, currently in the process of ruining absolutely any respect any human being ever had for him, recently posted a cranky and hilariously clueless rant about the Occupy movement about how they were all whiny hipsters and Al Qaeda was laughing and insert Fox News editorial here.