Today's afternoon links, featuring Gandalf riding a unicycle in Portland while playing bagpipes and a photo set of Hobbit ad placement photoshops.

"I probably have, in frozen and refrigerated cats, between 75 and 100 -- if not more," Terry said. WE ARE DOOMED, AMERICA.

Obsessive Compulsive Hoarding Disorder has found its way into Skyrim.

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Death Valley (MTV) -- Series premiere.

Hoarders (A&E) -- Season premiere.

Tonight's season finale of "Hoarders" features a man named Glen who has a hoard of rats.

Good afternoon you princes of Maine, you kings of New England, you stalkers of Olivia Wilde.

Hoarders (A&E) -- Season 2 premiere.