The "Home Improvement" star asks the tough questions about quantum physics.

I hate the Sh*t X Say meme as much as the next guy who isn’t a Jamaican using the drive-thru.

Oh, this is a real treat.

You guys, you probably already know this, but drugs are bad.

Because I obviously have nothing better to do with my life, I spent a good chunk of yesterday browsing through the Wikipedia page for "Home Improvement," Tim Allen's grunt of a series that ran over 200 episodes.

September 8th marks the birthday of several unexciting people of middling importance: musicians Pink and Aimee Mann, more talented musician Neko Case, aging cheesecake Brooke Burke, your favorite TV blogger, and perhaps least important of all, Jonathan Taylor Thomas.

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