I know, I know -- you've probably been thinking for the longest time that America's Got Talent is one of the last bastions of wholesome goodness, morality and virtue left in the entertainment world.

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If by "what it takes" we mean "man cameltoe and a butt like a CD case", then yes, he has plenty of what "America's Got Talent" -- nay, America itself -- needs.