Human horsesh*t dispenser Donald Trump announced today what anyone with a pulse and active synapses firing in the brain already knew: That his flirtation with running for the presidency has been nothing more than a huge c*ck tease to America's knuckle-draggers, the birthers and their ilk, a c*ck tease designed mainly to squeeze more money out of NBC to keep his awful reality show -- which, besides its Thursday night comedy lineup, is about all the network has going for it these days -- on the air.

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