In fourth grade, I ran for my class treasurer.

OK, Internet, we get it: you think The Hunger Games, a book-turned-movie about young adults who are forced by the government to kill each other, has already been made, and it's called Battle Royale, a Japanese book-turned-movie about young adults who are forced by the government to kill each other.

Vote Lana Del Rey for the Republican presidential nomination in 2012.

[via]A few days ago we posted this gallery of 35 geeky valentines, and, as is inevitable, we then found several more cards we missed (technically more than 40, but we like nice round numbers).

If you liked the Ron Swanson Valentine's Day cards from yesterday, then we've got another collection geared to your refined palate.