By now you've probably heard the anguished screams of Star Wars fans having their souls raped by George Lucas -- presumably bored and with nothing better to do -- continuing to tinker with his beloved cinematic masterpieces.

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So, apparently there's something called the Candie's Foundation that's all about preventing teen pregnancy, which is sponsored by the shoe company of the same name that makes sexualized ads with young women.