A study led by Donna Bridge at Northwestern University is the first to demonstrate that our memories are far less reliable than we think.

Silver Carp (AKA "The A-holes of the sea") are a pesky fish which are not indigenous to the Illinois River but have nonetheless invaded, setting up their annoying fish trailers and reproducing out of control and holding guppy fights on their front lawns next to the little plastic scuba diver they've put up on blocks.

Geocities lives on.