The question isn't why is there a "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" porn parody.

Update: Word is from E! that it wasn't so much a fatal poisoning as much as it was cocaine overdose.

LA Ink (TLC) -- Winter premiere (show's been on hiatus since October).

A lot of people were lukewarm about "Important Things with Demetri Martin" when it debuted this winter, and justifiably so.

"Important Things," the new vehicle for Demetri Martin's literal-minimalist brand of humor, debuts tomorrow night on Comedy Central, and needless to say I have a throbbing nerd boner in anticipation.