Barack Obama is being inaugurated today, which makes this a perfect time to sarcastically thank him for all the things that are totally his fault, like the harrowing incident pictured above.

Unless you've been paying attention, you likely never noticed that just about every informercial follows the same formula. Watch and be amazed!

All your favorites are here: black guy dancing to the radio, white woman spilling soda all over her family, AND MORE.

The infomercial for the 2012 Gathering of the Juggalos was released on Friday, because OF COURSE it would be released on Friday the 13th, and it is 23 minutes of joyously random insanity.

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It has begun.

Don Lapre, the infomercial pitchman immediately recognizable by his infomercial-y voice, was found dead in prison on Sunday after killing himself -- two days before he faced trial for fraud and conspiracy.

There's an update to our "Spider-Man shot" story, and Sam himself has weighed in on it.