Last weekend, 9/11 hero/white affluence performance artist Gwyneth Paltrow nourished her inner aspect by taking in a Kanye West and Jay-Z Watch The Throne concert in Paris, France.

We've had a couple reminders lately that Chris Brown is the absolute worst, like the stuff he tweeted after the Grammys and the rumor about his sexy new pick up line, and now we have another reason to cast a side eye at Team Breezy.

Ladies, prepare to moisten.

Hey did you hear that white hero Gwyneth Paltrow won an Emmy.