THAT SONG. We will never not forget THAT SONG.

Internet Explorer is sadly not going away. Might as well make fun of its icon sitting there on your desktop.

Microsoft doesn't care about advertising.

As we've been priming ourselves for the return of Mad Men and providing a crash course on Classic Rogers I can't help but think about the numerous business ventures in our modern internet era that could have used the Don Draper touch.

You know, our stock of Internet Explorer jokes were getting stale.

Remember that story last week about the intelligence of the average Internet Explorer user barely registering above what modern medicine classifies as mentally retarded.

Every joke about Internet Explorer and Internet Explorer users -- which are typically centered around the awfulness of the browser and room temperature IQ of the people who willingly use it -- are funny because they're true (Seriously, the only valid excuse for using IE is being forced to by an employer).

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