Jason Russell's wife Danica really wants to keep all of us updated on the state of her public drunken masturbating husband -- specifically she would like to reiterate that it all had NOTHING TO DO WITH DRUGS OR ALCOHOL, probably because the donations to Invisible Children are waning significantly, and EVERYTHING TO DO WITH HATERS HATIN'.

Haters.

Well, THIS is certainly interesting.

You've probably been reading "KONY 2012" and similar slogans this week after a video posted by a questionable charity brought scrutiny to legitimately terrible warlord Joseph Kony of the Lord’s Resistance Army.

Yesterday I, like many of you probably did, woke up to find my Twitter, Tumblr and Facebook feeds filled with the word "Kony.