The Smart Cover can kill you. With magnets.

Apple won't release the sales numbers, but everybody else is saying the iPad Mini is mega.

Your new Christmas iPad? Yeah, already old and busted according to rumors.

Oprah and her team understand many things. Twitter does not appear to be one of them.

I am choosing to believe that this heist was a direct result of the Robert Deniro/Jay-Z beef. Ole Bobby D probably overheard Jay telling someone that he couldn't wait to get an iPad mini so Bob made a few calls.

As we've gotten to know Mitt Romney over the years, I think it's safe to say we've not come to know him as a practical joker. But he's such a prankster!

The mini can't hold a candle to its big brother, the full-size iPad.

Or you just own a messenger bag because you haven't given up on not being totally lame yet.

The iPad mini is going to be a crappier product than its competitors. It's that simple.