Unfortunately few movie theaters have strict, no bullsh*t policies ala Austin's Alamo Drafthouse theater when it comes to texting during movies.

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Mother's Day is coming, and with it, comes the fact that you have to buy your mom a gift that doesn't suck.

If you're a gamer of a certain age, you probably played "Max Payne," the noirish game that was the first to introduce "bullet time" to video games, which essentially meant you spent a lot of time playing the game like it was a John Woo movie and pretending you could totally leap into the air with two automatics and shoot eight guys in the face.

Hoping for some shiny new Apple gear.

Good news Apple fanboys and fangirls.

If you thought that the Foxconn controversy might hit Apple hard in the wallet, well, you were wrong.

Realistically, I should be squarely in Apple's sights: Apple fanboy, love of gadgets, shameless trend whore.

As you may have heard, Apple is unveiling its third generation iPad today.