Well it certainly looks like this whole "circumvent Ticketmaster and scalpers using the internet" thing is working out okay so far for Louis C.K.

I'm not rocking a 4S (Lenny Kravitz advised I hold out for the 5) so I don't have much personal experience with Siri.

I'm just starting to realize that I must have some sort of subconscious disorder where whenever I run with a subject on the internet I must immediately suffocate it to death for the rest of the week.

Since the iPhone hit the market, consumers have had two choices: Either sign a contract with AT&T and give up any hope any maintaining healthy blood pressure levels for its duration and perhaps beyond, or fork over a few hundred bucks to some guy working out of an unmarked basement to unlock one for you that would work on other carriers.

Sure, we all love our gadgets -- iPhones, iPads and whatnot, but why the hell do we have to touch them.