Oh, Iran, try with all your might, our Western porno and rap music will find you.

Iran's attempts to create a "halal" Internet have hit new heights of irony.

The Iranian government is deeply scared of the Internet, and not just because the Iranian music industry claims piracy is ruining its profits.

On one side, you've got the single most dedicated and fascinating attempt to keep the Internet anonymous out there.

To thwart the sinful, moral-corroding, cousins-marrying influence of the Western world (that's us.

We guess Iranian intelligence finally figured out that nobody cares what they think about "Battlefield 3," but their hatred of games they don't like is ongoing.

We would not want to trivialize the troubles and difficulties of the people of Iran.

Reports the Globe and Mail:When Iranian protesters climbed the fence and stormed the British embassy compound in the Iranian capital of Tehran on Tuesday, there were few surprises in what the protesters focused on: embassy documents thrown into the air and several portraits of the Queen that were ripped apart in front of crowds chanting anti-Western slogans.

Let's all take a moment to be absolutely shocked that the Iranian government would find the idea of a video game where Americans invade their country to kill a terrorist with nukes insulting.