Cpl. Todd Love of Team X-T.R.E.M.E. completed the 10.5 mile Spartan Race course while only having one arm because he's cooler than you.
I've actually had the photoshop above tucked away in a folder for some time waiting for this day to come so I could post it wherever I happened to be writing on the web at the time.
"This is my rifle.
Last night was Stephen Colbert's first "Colbert Report" from Iraq, and it was just as good as his camouflage business suit promised it would be.