Weird News, American Style All the great news stories should start with the subtitle, "Police find back door open, marinara sauce on wall".

This may not be an actual TV clip, but this interview with an Irishman who works in finance was one of the highlights of my weekend (in fairness, my weekend was not that exciting).

Another robber has taken a sticky page from the topless girls who robbed ATM customers in Paris.

Someone at TSA set the "My First Cavity Search" fake kid's book as their desktop photo.

Let me start by saying the answer to the second question is an emphatic yes, but first let's talk about Facebook's big thingy.

Wired Magazine is keeping it classy this month with their cover story on regrowing fatty breast tissue using a mastectomy patient's own stem cells, and if you didn't notice the cover in the picture above, check your pulse because you may be dead.

No, not like that.

QuietEarth posted a review and a "fist teaser" (I must know what this is) for Zonad last week, and I've been waiting for the trailer since.