Here I was expecting the news that Showtime is developing a series based on the little-known 2007 crime comedy You Kill Me to be the most perplexing thing I’d hear all day.

David Hasselhoff is a confused old drunk who has no business being in front of a camera, but he has a kind of kitschy charm, so he still gets TV jobs even though he was fired from "America's Got Talent," canceled by A&E, and booted off of "Dancing withe the Stars" before The Situation and Margaret Cho.

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Pictured here is a rare but TOTALLY AWESOME fire tornado that happened in Brazil, where a severe drought has dropped the humidity levels to those of the Sahara Desert.

This video has been everywhere for the last couple days, so it may as well be here, too.

This is a picture of British celebutante Peaches Geldof -- full name here, daughter of Bob Geldof -- reading Philip K.