Anyone with a lick of common sense would have realized that Jack & Jill would be one of the biggest cinematic turds of the year by simply reading the words "starring Adam Sandler" in the movie's promotional materials.

The first time I saw the trailer for Jack And Jill -- a movie in which Adam Sandler plays a Los Angeles man AND his obnoxious sister from the Bronx, co-starring Al Pacino, Katie Holmes, Dana Carvey, Regis Philbin and Shaquille O'Neal -- I thought it was a joke.