Pictured here are Ashley Dupre, Heidi Montag, and Danielle Staub, who were photographed with Jake Pavelka in Los Angeles as cameras filmed them earlier this week.

*puts on Boyz II Men's "It's So Hard to Say Goodbye to Yesterday"*Sad news today, folks.

JAKE PICKED THE CROSS-EYED SLUT -- On "The Bachelor" finale, Jake's family and everyone in America preferred Tenley, the better-looking girl who wasn't a bitch, but Vienna proved that a Hooters girl without a gag reflex really can do anything if she does enough kegels.

The Bachelor (ABC) -- Jake Pavelka, the hunky pilot dissed by Jillian Harris last season, returns in debut of Season 14 of the franchise, entitled "On the Wings of Love." Prepare for drama as OH GOD NO HE BURNED THE ROSE.