Jaleel White, host of Syfy's "Total Blackout" who won all of our hearts as Steve Urkel, was nice enough to answer a few of our questions recently.

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The cast of the upcoming season of "Dancing with the Stars" was announced this morning, and it will include the standard crop of quasi-celebrities and aging icons, such as "Extra" host Maria Menounos, "The View" co-host Sherri Shepherd, Green Bay Packer wide receiver Donald Driver, former tennis champion Martina Navratilova, and singer Gladys Knight.

Actor Jaleel White -- don't call him Urkel, he hates that -- will host a new Syfy series called "Total Blackout.

I'm just gonna go out on a limb here and say that "Cry Baby" is probably the most uplifting breakup song in the history of breakup songs.

What god did I please.

All this can be yours.

Celebrities get accused of doing heinous things all the time, and due to the vicious nature of the news cycle, they often don't get their names cleared in the news even if they're not guilty in the eyes of the law.

The Internet is aflutter with the breaking news that Jaleel White is being investigated for battering the mother of his children, with whom he is currently in the middle of a custody dispute.