Joseph Gordon-Levitt ('The Dark Knight Rises') and Michael Rosenbaum ('Smallville') audition to play the lead in 'Guardians Of The Galaxy'.

'Guardians of the Galaxy' may be directed by James Gunn of 'Super' and huge loads fame, and we finally have the log line for the film.

Writer/director James Gunn cums a lot, according to James Gunn, so pack a wetsuit, ladies. Oh, and he also prefers handjobs over blowjobs.

Lollipop Chainsaw is a game about a zombie-hunting cheerleader for the San Romero Knights [we see what you did there, game] whose boyfriend is a disembodied head.

Relevant.

The more we see, the more this game looks like a total train wreck, and a kinda glorious one.

I don't know who had the insane idea to put James Gunn and Suda 51 in the same room, let alone have them make a game together, but they are madmen.

Super opens in limited release on April 1st, and if it ends up just being an elaborate April Fools prank on Ellen Page to get her to writhe around in spandex we're totally cool with that.

We've been ignoring Super so far, even though it opens April 1st, mostly because it's treading the same territory as Kick-Ass but without a 12-year-old who drops C-bombs.