Behold: Your new favorite business venture and the reason I now tell ladies to watch out because "my weiner looks like a butcher's knife."

Hope you brought a change of clothes, cause, you know...

According to the Hollywood Reporter, Ben Schwartz will reprise his role as Jean-Ralphio to help Tom Haverford launch a new business.

Ben Schwartz (aka Jean-Ralphio from 'Parks & Rec') is voicing the lead character in a Disney Channel cartoon titled 'Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja.'

If you're not intimately familiar with Ben Schwartz's Parks and Recreation character Jean-Ralphio Saperstein, you can familiarizzle yourself with The Complete Jean-Ralphio.

Poor Aziz Ansari.

Recurring characters are like inside jokes: They exist in part to reward viewers of television series, not just the episodes.

"House of Lies" debuted last night on Showtime.

GQ recently had the honor of conducting a Q&A on fashion, romance, and the meaning of life with Ben Schwartz's swagtastic alter ego Jean-Ralpio Saperstein.