'Sons of Anarchy' returns tonight for its fifth season. This is a thing that is important.

There is nothing on TV tonight. Go to a bar.

What's On Tonight: The Finale of 'Franklin & Bash,' featuring Chris Klein from 'American Pie' as a guest.

Jeff Ross, who comes out of hibernation once a year to make an appearance on Comedy Central, attended Roseanne's Roast yesterday dressed as former-Penn State coach Joe Paterno