On last night's "Daily Show," Jon Stewart ripped apart Jeff Zucker's new vision for CNN. It was glorious.

According to Page Six, "The View" co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck is still on her way out, and may end up hosting a morning show on CNN.

CNN announced today that it is bringing in former NBC top banana Jeff Zucker, famous for bungling the Conan-Leno transition, to serve as its new president.

In 1976, NBC unveiled a new logo to replace their ubiquitous peacock.

Since Comcast took over NBC and ousted Jeff Zucker, the network has started taking small steps toward respectability -- renewing their critically acclaimed comedies, greenlighting promising scripted series, and generally avoiding colossal missteps like putting Jay Leno on at 10 p.

A couple months ago, Comcast agreed to purchase NBC Universal in a "megashark eats giant octopus" deal.

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No words.

I've written a lot of words about Jay Leno being a hack and NBC sucking, but I haven't dedicated nearly enough time to the ham-fisted, thumb-fingered mongoloids responsible for the network's late-night fiasco and general suckitude.