Jersey Shore (MTV) -- Season premiere.

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Great news for all the tan sluts and gorilla juiceheads out there: MTV has not only set a premiere date for the Florence-set fourth season of "Jersey Shore" (August 4th), it has also greenlit the inevitable 5th season, which will be filmed this summer in Seaside Heights.

This was inevitable: MTV has greenlit two "Jersey Shore" spin-offs: one starring DJ Pauly D, the other JWoww and Snooki.

Whether you're a fan of the smash-hit series Jersey Shore or not, it never hurts to get some insight as to what these "juice-head muscle gorillas" are making per episode -- but a stern warning must be issued: the amount of money they are making to publicly humiliate themselves is astoundingly much more than what you or I make in a given year.

Well folks, I think this is the video that finally ends my on-again, off-again love affair with "Jersey Shore.

Jenni "JWoww" Farley, best known for her trashy clothes, tit-squeezing, and violent temper on "Jersey Shore," showed up to the MTV New Year's Eve thingy doing what she does best: putting her implants on glorious display (larger image here).

Jenni Farley, better known as JWoww on "Jersey Shore," made an appearance on TNA Impact, collecting a reported $15,000 for a brief showdown with a Snooki lookalike.

You don't need to watch "Jersey Shore" to appreciate JWoww and the handiwork of Rich over at fourfour.