Well, friends, another year has come and gone and it’s time to write 2012 into the history books.

Jenny Johnson, the comedy writer who trolled Chris Brown, says she has no regrets about flaming Brown, but she sure sounds like she regrets getting into the spat with Brown.

Or in the lady beater's words, "She told me not to shart in ur mouth, wanted me to sh*t right on the retina." SUCH A CHARMER.