Like one of Dick Wolf’s ripped from the hemline farts, "Law & Order: SVU" is going to blow the doors of the Sandusky scandal WIDE OPEN.

I don't know about you, but I haven't been following the developments of the Jerry Sandusky trial too closely -- mainly because I read some stuff about the opening day's testimony and it made me want to move away to an island far away from humanity's reach.

Bob Costas landed a phone interview with former Penn State coordinator and alleged child rapist Jerry Sandusky that aired on last night's "Rock Center," and all I can say is WOW Sandusky should NOT be giving interviews.

Thanks to Stinky Pete for screencapping this.