Image via MTVTV Guide has a video up on their site -- which I can't get to embed properly because at least one of us in this tango is incompetent -- featuring JWOWW, Snooki, and Deena from "Jersey Shore" giving dating advice for Valentine's Day.

Two bits of "Jersey Shore"-related spin-off news are floating around today, so let's wipe them both out right here.

The "Ditz" or "Idiot" or "Moron" has always been a staple of television sitcoms, but it seems like they're growing increasingly dumb in recent years.

After being away for a few weeks for various seasonal celebrations (thanks, Jesus and/or Maccabees) and other holidays (thanks, having dreams), the GIF of the Week feature is back.

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After three weeks of interminable re-runs, Christmas specials, and dead air, the winter television season often has a way of sneaking up on us.

I probably should be writing about Stephen Colbert’s fantastic guest editorial in the South Carolina newspaper The State, but it’s the day before Christmas Eve/fourth night of Hanukkah/Eddie Vedder's birthday, and I don’t want to think about anything that matters.

Look, I was about to write about the fact that the voice of super-hot old lady Helen Mirren is appearing in an episode "Glee" when it returns in January (as the inner voice of one of the characters), but then realized no one really cared.

Netflix has had a terrible year: After changing their price structure, spinning-off their mail only service and then unspinning-back, the stock price dropped over 70 percent and the company became something of a laughing stock.