Today's afternoon links, featuring a geeky nativity scene, the perfect John McAfee Twitter joke, and the coolest dude at the boat ramp.

With each passing day John McAfee seems to be less real person and more like a character straight out of a Robert Ludlum or John Grisham novel.

If you thought the news that Kevin Clash, the puppeteer behind Elmo, may have been sexing a teenage boy would be the most WTF?! story of the day, well, there's competition. Enter John McAfee.