Just in time for Christmas, a horrible song about Christmas.

A collection of the best lyrics from the Scientology album, "The Road to Freedom," written by L. Ron Hubbard and featuring John Travolta.

Last week I playfully mocked the lunacy taking place on eBay with slightly unhinged sellers attempting to sell Civil War era photographs that "prove" once and for all that Nic Cage and John Travolta are time-traveling vampires.

A couple of weeks ago I was this close (*holds index finger and thumb apart in gesture that could indicate closeness or penis size*) to posting something about the $1 Million eBay auction of the photo that supposedly proves Nic Cage is a vampire from 1870's Tennessee.