When we last heard about the Wachowskis' Uranus Inverting Jupiter Ascending, Channing Tatum and Mila Kunis were likely to be the leads of the sci-fi trilogy about "space colonies at war".

A month ago we reported Mila Kunis and Channing Tatum were offered the leads in The Wachowski’s Generic New Age Album Title Jupiter Ascending.

Last time we heard about The Wachowski's Jupiter Ascending, they were courting Natalie Portman for the lead.

And just what the heck is "Jupiter Ascending", anyway.