Last night Fox debuted its new reality special "Stars in Danger: The High Dive," which featured C-List celebrities trying Olympic-style dives. We really need to talk about it.

Today's TV news, brought to you by crappy MS Paint and the video for "Volcano Girls" by Veruca Salt.

Two bits of "Jersey Shore"-related spin-off news are floating around today, so let's wipe them both out right here.

I probably should be writing about Stephen Colbert’s fantastic guest editorial in the South Carolina newspaper The State, but it’s the day before Christmas Eve/fourth night of Hanukkah/Eddie Vedder's birthday, and I don’t want to think about anything that matters.

Are you the type of person who would be interested in a rock opera version of "Jersey Shore" starring a drag queen as JWOWW, a guy in an awesome puffy muscle suit, and a song titled "Snooki's Lament".

I was all set to do a post about Paul Reiser's show dropping even lower in the ratings, but as my Journalism 101 professor taught us in class, "Tits and knives or GTFO.

Many readers have pointed out to me that Snooki's novel is now a New York Times bestseller (*makes sign of the cross*).