GIVE ME BACK MY DAUGHTER.

It was a busy night for the Fox Network ahead of next week's upfronts, as they made several announcements regarding returning shows, shows not returning, and a few new pick-ups, neither of which were a surprise.

The ABC sitcoms are all in reruns tonight, which is the universe's way of telling you to go to a local pub trivia contest, read a book, hit up your Netflix account, or surf for porn.

Last month, Kiefer Sutherland confirmed that the "24" movie will be released in theaters in 2012.

This is the high concept version of Tim Kring's new show: "Rain Man" meets "24" only not that godawful Bruce Willis movie "Mercury Rising".

Kiefer Sutherland was spotted enthusiastically discussing (or, "canoodling") the tentatively-planned "24" movie with award-winning director and producer Ron Howard at a Times Square restaurant this week.

If you weren't a fan of the Michael Chiklis foam rubber Thing from the Fantastic Four movies, you're in luck.

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[caption id="attachment_12818" align="aligncenter" width="600" caption=""I'm here for the gang bang.