I ran across these last week, but since I didn't have Valentine's Day cards prepared for you guys yet I decided to hold off until today to deliver them.

You guys.

As the icons of journalistic integrity at People magazine have taught us, limiting an annual award to just one person can be a dangerous task.

The following conversation took place a little after midnight CST last night after a lady friend pinged me on gchat.

If there’s one thing I love, it’s a dead dictator.

"Hey, did you hear about this.

I have to say that I'm a little disappointed in the internet today, as I would have thought the death of North Korea's cartoonish "Dear Leader" would have inspired an avalanche of comedy, but the offerings, at least the ones I've seen, have been sparse.

Embedded above is a North Korean news report showing citizens of that country weeping hysterically upon hearing the news of Kim Jong Il's death.

"Ain't no party like a Pyongyang party.