Nick Lachey named his baby Camden, which pissed off Kristin Cavallari because she named HER BABY Camden. Everyone is stupid.

Last week, we were treated to a wonderful dose of humility and humanity from actor/singer/hot slab of man beef Justin Timberlake when he attended the Marine Corps Ball with Cpl. Kelsey de Santis, who had asked the former boy bander to be her date via YouTube in July.

Here's what I wrote before yesterday's "Dancing with the Stars" results show:Chaz Bono was once again in last place, with Nancy Grace clomping along near the bottom as well.

Watch out, America: "Dancing with the Stars" just got c*nty.

There's terrible news for vapid dipsh*ts and moronic young girls today, as PopWatch has learned of the cancellation of MTV's "The Hills" following the coming season.

Since MTV's malodorous decision to continue "The Hills" with Kristin Cavallari in Lauren Conrad's place (or should I say, "malodorous decision to continue the show at all"), I'm delighted to see that ratings for "The Hills" have declined by 33%.

In one of the more brazen loads of horse feces you'll read this week, Kristin Cavallari compared MTV's polished turd "The Hills" to Larry David's edgy HBO comedy series "Curb Your Enthusiasm.

It's been rumored for several weeks that former "Laguna Beach" star Kristin Cavallari would replace Lauren Conrad on "The Hills," something that Entertainment Weekly confirmed in an interview with the 22-year-old who's done pretty much nothing since she left "Laguna" to pursue acting.