Taken at some sort of MTV-related shindig in 2007 or 2008 based on the shows' overlapping air dates and the subdued levels of Heidi Montag plastic surgery.

Lauren Conrad told 'Allure' that parts of 'The Hills' were "recreated" for the cameras. Or, to paraphrase, FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE.

Lauren Conrad made a craft video where she destroyed a ton of books, then pulled it down when people yelled at her.

There's terrible news for vapid dipsh*ts and moronic young girls today, as PopWatch has learned of the cancellation of MTV's "The Hills" following the coming season.

Since MTV's malodorous decision to continue "The Hills" with Kristin Cavallari in Lauren Conrad's place (or should I say, "malodorous decision to continue the show at all"), I'm delighted to see that ratings for "The Hills" have declined by 33%.

L.

 Today in "You don't give a sh-t" news, MTV has confirmed that "The Hills" will return for another season, even though Lauren Conrad -- the central character and closest thing the show has to a person I don't want to stab -- is leaving the show.

Welp, here it is.