A glimpse at what 25 before they were famous actors looked like on 'Law & Order,' before they got old, got fat, got a nose job, or hit puberty.

 The excess of cast injuries and woeful mismanagement from Broadway's Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark has been well-covered on both Gamma Squad and FilmDrunk, but now the disaster is coming to your TV: "Law & Order: Criminal Intent" will base one of its episodes this season around the troubled musical.

"Law & Order: Criminal Intent" has ripped a WINNING story from the headlines: Jay Mohr, owner of the saddest hair this side of Jeremy Piven,  will guest star in an upcoming episode, playing a character based off of Charlie Sheen.

Regarding Jeff Goldblum's debut on last night's episode of "Law & Order: Criminal Intent," Warming Glow reader Bill writes:It had the greatest, poorly written portrayal of annoying [Brooklyn] hipsters trying to "make it," living in an artist loft space, and striving to be like the horrible, gayer, outer borough version of RENT.