The National Pork Board, who were clever enough to cybersquat on pork.org and await the lucrative porn site buyout, have found something to keep them occupied in the meantime: sending out ridiculous cease and desist letters.

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ABC's newest courtroom dramaA man claims that he wrote a 121-page script for ABC called "Lost" that was rejected three times before the network developed a show with the same title and premise without giving him any credit or payment.