A former Miss USA contestant has been ordered to pay Donald Trump $5 million for suggesting the pageant was rigged.

All anyone wants to talk about today is the Supreme Court's health care ruling.

In a story noted legal expert Me is calling "stuffed to the gills with a buttload of LOLs," a former "Real World" cast member is suing HBO and the creators of "Entourage" for besmirching his good name.

I was all set to do a post about Paul Reiser's show dropping even lower in the ratings, but as my Journalism 101 professor taught us in class, "Tits and knives or GTFO.