A friend of mine used to throw a wild Christmas party every year with a selective guest list, which often left a lot of people pissed off and questioning their friendship.

I'm not sure why local FM radio stations are getting into the pop culture image game (off our turf terrestrials.

"TETSUOOOO.

Memes come and go and only a chosen few have any semblance of staying power.

There's something about undermining the awkward and fabricated "romance" of the Titanic nude sketch scene that I find delightful, so give me a sprawled out fat guy coupled with crappy Rose and Jack dialogue and my daily lulz quota is almost always satisfied.

Good afternoon you princes of Maine, you kings of New England, you stalkers of In the offing for today:FIRST VIDEO: Mat Recardo expertly remade the Man Men opening with Atlas the robot from Portal 2.

Meme Watch: Strutting Leo [Uproxx]4th Annual KSK Kares Kharity Drive.

[via]A picture of Leonardo DiCaprio smiling mid-stride on the set of Inception has since been repurposed for the Strutting Leo meme (AKA Leo Strut and Leonardo DiHapprio).

Dumb criminals in the news  [UproxxNews]Human Centipede sequel to be 400% more 'medically accurate' [Filmdrunk]A dolphin and a dog playing together [The Five Best Moments From ‘Hard Knocks’ Episode Three [KissingSuzyKolber]11 day, 62 mile traffic jam [TheSmokingSection]Pool-playing dog [Buzzfeed]Well, that's [...].