Jennifer Love Hewitt says some things, blah blah blah, GIFS.

Hot off the heels of Lifetime's train wreck Liz Taylor biopic, the BBC is producing "Taylor and Burton," starring Helena Bonham Carter and "The Wire's" Dominic West.

"Parks & Recreation's" Rob Lowe will play the prosecutor in a Lifetime movie about the Casey Anthony trial. Hopefully he does it as Chris Traeger.

The highlights and lowlights of Lindsay Lohan's awful Lifetime movie, "Liz and Dick."

The executive producer of "Liz & Dick" took a hilariously mean and unnecessary shot at Lindsay Lohan's looks.

Lifetime made a movie called "Teenage Bank Heist." It is about teenagers robbing banks. Seriously.

Nancy Grace made a Lifetime Original Movie. Starring Metta World Peace. As a detective. YUP.

The trailer for Lindsay Lohan's 'Liz & Dick' features drinking, fighting, fornicating, and that goddamn Internet Explorer commercial song.

The poster for Lindsay Lohan's new Lifetime movie appears to contain some sort of subtle, coded message. Maybe one of you can figure it out.