This guy is the Three-Wolf Moon T-shirt of nose pickers.

So here's the thing.

These last couple days, I've been doing everything I can to not think about how all the money I've saved has evaporated with the stock market plummeting.

You wanna know what I like better than local news bloopers on live TV.

In most cases, old people are useless.

Pictured here is the moment during last night's "Dancing with the Stars" when Maksim Chmerkovskiy's leg buckled under the weight of Kirstie Alley, causing both of them to fall to the floor (see video below).

Live television is one of the Internet's most precious resources, because human error so often works its way into the spotlight.

There's been more TV stuff than I can cover over the last two days, so let's play a little catch-up, starting with the live TV interview with the drunk lady who admitted to mixing up the brake pedal and the.

Ladies and gentlemen of the Internet, meet your new king.