Adam Patch's wife got drunk on wine and literally told a corny joke. He recorded her and animated the joke. Here is the final result.

OMG did you hear that Kate Upton and P. Diddy are totally dating?!?! Well, now they're all, "OH NO WE DI-ENT!"

Being a teenager is painful. As evidenced by the Bryan Adams video this kid made to impress a girl.

Related: my five favorite Mark Twain quotes about love.

Look, we've all fallen for people we've "met" online.

I'm really thinking about starting a regular feature around here for the sole purpose of chronicling all of the things old people claim the internet is destroying.

For hunky beefcake international male models like myself, Valentine's Day is awesome, because women are always throwing themselves at me.